Time to cover alot of shit in such a short amount of time ...
Hactivist John Georgelas waived his rights to plead the 5th and went with [what's behind door number two, Johnny? ] GUILTY and sentenced for close to 3 years for using his webservice AT WORK to try to deface the website for the American Isreal Public Affairs Committee. The FBI arrested him in April BEFORE the defacing occure. He also had to pay back 44k to his former employer to recover any liablity due to this stunt. Note : He was 22. Also, it is interesting that although the FBI brought up " chat logs " to show he had DIRECT ties of Al-Qaeda, AUTHORITIES PRESENTED NO EVIDENCE THAT DIRECTLY LINKED HIM (Mr. Georgelas)TO ANY TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. And to top off this story, his mother didn't have a clue this was going on.
Wow. Next time kid, go TP a neighbor's house, k?
Shinzo Abe is the new HARDLINER LOOKING TO LEAD JAPAN. Good. No frills, no extra.
Just meat & potatoes politics. Finally. Note : He is unapologetic about Japan's World War II past ... why shouldn't he be? It's like every time I turn, someone tries to rewrite history ... leave it alone! And let him visit the shrine of the soldiers of Japan, for Haikamata's sake!! They say that by visiting the warriors of World War II, the Japanese leaders shame not only Japan, but spit in the face of their neighbors .. . And? Like what has North Korea not done lately that has caused more concern??
Evacuees urged to work in Houston ... Why not? What, they expect the Federal Government to provide them liquor and cigarette money forever?
Highland Park, Texas bigwigs expected to conserve water. They can't even save the
rest of Dallas ... now they want them to cut watering their lawns?
So let me get this understood ... Democrats who DO NOT AGREE WITH BUSH are aiding and abetting the enemy? Since WHEN??
The Texas Rangers have a fight? Wow. You'd think MILLIONAIRES would act adult. Who knew? (note : It was with the California Angels ... I knew as hot as it was around here, we are the REAL Devils, not New Jersey )
Other things : A hotelier is shortchanging legal aliens and it's illegal now to promote the DEAD in this WAR ON TERROR, in just showing their images and names.
We live in fucked up times. I mean, it's like common fucking sense has gone out the fuckin' window and we are left with ... this bullllshit above....
Oh. And BEBOP great Duke Jordan passed away August 8th.
till next time ....
use your fuckin' noodle
dr phibes
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
A quite Sunday thought ...
Dependability. What a great, deep word that is. Like corndogs at the state fair, hotdogs with the extras at a baseball and the rotating world tours of the Rolling Stones. What we lack these days is consistent dependability. Even me. I am the most inconsistent blogger ever. I blog when I want to blog, not when people actually want to read. What do I think about? I remember listening to Bay City Rollers Money Honey and England Dan and John Ford Coley, when I was a kid. Along with John Denver & Elvis Presley.Mercury News
They say that your childhood times are the " good ol' days ". To a point. There was sort of a notion that all was well with the world and things could not get worse. Well, these days, it's hard to feel the same. Things seem to go from bad to worse, but then again, why ahould I give up ... should anyone?
Okay. That's it for now.
Till next time : You can be a bastard or you can fight the bastard.
dr phibes
They say that your childhood times are the " good ol' days ". To a point. There was sort of a notion that all was well with the world and things could not get worse. Well, these days, it's hard to feel the same. Things seem to go from bad to worse, but then again, why ahould I give up ... should anyone?
Okay. That's it for now.
Till next time : You can be a bastard or you can fight the bastard.
dr phibes
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
What Men (Really) Mean - JOKES
WHAT MEN MEAN
Have you ever asked what men are really thinking when they say the things they do? Well now is your opportunity to answer that very question...
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"Let's take your car." Really means... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."
"Woman driver." Really means... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."
"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means... "As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."
"It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling
"Good idea." Really means... "It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."
"Have you lost weight?" Really means... "I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."
"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"I got a lot done." Really means... "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."
"We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means... "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972."
"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means... "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means... "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake."
"It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
"That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" Really means... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"Go ask your mother." Really means... "I am incapable of making a decision."
"You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Football is a man's game." Really means... "Women are generally too smart to play it."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me at?"
"What do you mean, you need new clothes?" Really means... "You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."
"She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means... "She refused to make my coffee."
"But I hate to go shopping." Really means... "Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."
"No, I left plenty of gas in the car." Really means... "You may actually get it to start."
"I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, with pre-evolutionary companions."
"I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific." Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I brought you a present." Really means... "It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."
"I missed you." Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework." Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
"This relationship is getting too serious." Really means... "I like you more than my truck."
"I recycle." Really means... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."
"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"
"It sure snowed last night." Really means... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shovelling the walk now."
"It's good beer." Really means... "It was on sale."
"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."
"I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means... "If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one."
"I broke up with her." Really means... "She dumped me."
"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means... "Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."
Anyone that needs a good joke, there ya go.
It's been one of THOSE weeks, so I'll be back later.
dr phibes
Have you ever asked what men are really thinking when they say the things they do? Well now is your opportunity to answer that very question...
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"Let's take your car." Really means... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."
"Woman driver." Really means... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."
"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means... "As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."
"It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling
"Good idea." Really means... "It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."
"Have you lost weight?" Really means... "I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."
"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"I got a lot done." Really means... "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."
"We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means... "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972."
"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means... "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means... "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake."
"It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
"That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" Really means... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"Go ask your mother." Really means... "I am incapable of making a decision."
"You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Football is a man's game." Really means... "Women are generally too smart to play it."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me at?"
"What do you mean, you need new clothes?" Really means... "You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."
"She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means... "She refused to make my coffee."
"But I hate to go shopping." Really means... "Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."
"No, I left plenty of gas in the car." Really means... "You may actually get it to start."
"I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, with pre-evolutionary companions."
"I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific." Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I brought you a present." Really means... "It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."
"I missed you." Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework." Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
"This relationship is getting too serious." Really means... "I like you more than my truck."
"I recycle." Really means... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties."
"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"
"It sure snowed last night." Really means... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shovelling the walk now."
"It's good beer." Really means... "It was on sale."
"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."
"I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means... "If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one."
"I broke up with her." Really means... "She dumped me."
"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means... "Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."
Anyone that needs a good joke, there ya go.
It's been one of THOSE weeks, so I'll be back later.
dr phibes
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