At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.
Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."
So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.
As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying naked and spread eagle next to her pool.
Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.
So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.
Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"
And the Invisible Man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got a sore ass!!!"
Submitted by gtrmark
Edited by Tds181
This is the joke for the week. I know it's lame. But I will work harder to get better. I wanted to make sure to include this in case my mind starts turning into Liquid Glue and drips out my ears. lol.
Stay strong.
dr phibes
There are so many people who look for encouragement. I think courage is the best encouragement that can be thrust upon them, like honor. Be like the knights of old or samurais, in the best sense of who they were. Take the positive virtues and stick to your guns, regardless of what society judges.
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